Whisker & Wyrm

zalera | Empy 28th ward | ingleside wing 1 apartment 18

whisker & wyrm

the one-stop shop for your illicit and morally questionable needs. we work with you discreetly, quickly, and flexibly.

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Guidelines

OOC

01. _{IC =/= OOC, surprisingly, we are not weapon dealing villains and probably like you OOC! Please do not blur these lines.}02. _{We will only interact with folk over the age of 18, both in character and out. No exceptions.}03. _{Both of us run off of wildly different time zones, so when booking an off-hours meeting, please be patient as we try to coordinate.}04. _{IC decisions have IC consequences. Fuck around and find out, basically.}05. _{Law enforcement raids are not allowed without prior discussion. Any attempts with result in you being ignored and blacklisted, and when 7.0 comes around, booted.}06. _{No metagaming. The shopkeeps keep their identity hidden. Unless you know them very well IC, you do not know their names, just their aliases, Whisker and Wyrm.}07. _{Most importantly, we do this for fun. If someone involved is not having fun, why are we doing this to begin with?}

IC

01. _{Gil is not the only form of payment we take. Discuss before making your purchase.}02. _{We ask that you keep your behavior civil and professional. Anything less, and force may be used.}03. _{We can look in the back for an unlisted item, but there is no guarantee that we will have it.}04. _{We are willing to do business outside of our pop-up hours. (Contact us on discord or in-game, and we will get you sorted.})05. _{We keep your business private and you return the favor in kind. We won't disclose your dealings with others, and we ask you afford us the same decency.}06. _{We don't deal in people. This is not the place for slaves- bring this to our doorstep and you won't be welcomed back.}

^{Syncshell ID:} ^{MSS-JGXDAQUNTK9Q}
^{Syncshell Code:} ^{WhiskerAndWyrm}
^{We clear the syncshell once a month, as well as changing the password to keep clutter away. We announce changes in discord too.}

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about

W H O
      ^{are we?}
_{Whisker & Wyrm is an eclectic pop-up service selling wares of dubious legality. Founded and run by two individuals, it’s a small business with the capability to source rare and dangerous goods.}_{Whisker is the in-house alchemist and mechanic with years of experience in machinery and chemistry. He’s driven and innovative and ever-tinkering to make something new.}_{Wyrm is the brawns of the operation. Services provided are limited to select individuals who have built up trust between the merchants. Otherwise, he is in charge of manual labor, sourcing, and reaching those high shelves that Whisker can't seem to reach.}.                                                                                                           .W H Y
      ^{do we exist?}
_{We’re driven to provide refurbished contraband without question and a desire to offer alchemical concoctions outside of the physical-enhancement blends offered by other merchants.}_{We know well that sometimes outfitting yourself for the things that you have to do can raise uncomfortable enquiry and there’s risk in getting your hands on the more dubious things you need- we strive to eliminate these issues and pride ourselves on our flexibility, confidentiality and discretion.}.                                                                                                           .W H A T
      ^{do we offer?}
_{As explained above, we supply a variety of things. Our standard stock includes a selection of tinctures, potions and poisons as well as a variety of in-house refurbished weaponry and small-scale machinery.}_{We also provide a rotating stock of more exotic wares, be they weapons that are harder to come by with more eccentric features or small-batch alchemical products.}_{Should you be in need of a custom product, feel free to get in touch- agreements can be made and solutions to your needs can be found.}

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      ^{are we open?}
_{Currently we have no set times. We open when we've deemed appropriate, but are always taking appointments. Feel free to contact Whisker or Wyrm via preferred method.}_{Join us on discord or /tell Arloh Kis'tel or Isrun Balaur on Zalera!}.                                                                                                           .W H E R E
      ^{are we located?}
_{We are resided in a secure location in the Empyreum, where the landlord has... agreed, to turn a blind eye. Your well-being and identity is safe.}_{Crystal | Zalera | Empy 28th Ward | Ingleside Wing 1 Apartment 18.}

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wares

^{OOC: There are no gil listings on this page, as all transactions are made IC, and thus we do not trade any items, either. Feel free to haggle, or offer up something other than coin!}

WEAPONRY

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_{Refurbished Garlean Arms
We’ve a selection of fine, fixed-up weaponry sourced from Garlean battle sites. From small-scale handguns to more potent cannons salvaged from felled Imperial Juggernauts, our magitek is first-grade. Simply ask about our stock and we’ll find something to fit your needs.}_{Allagan Goods}
_{Supplied by contacts versed in the technology of Allag, we’re proud to offer a range of items authenticated and restored dating back as far as the Third Astral Era.
We offer tomestones, both storing data and ones of a more collectible variety; trophies taken from Allagan chimeras; Garlean arms augmented with Allagan technology- and, of course, utility nodes.
Our stock is limited and rotating.}_{Standard Weaponry}
_{Wish to arm yourself with something more reliable than flintlocks and daggers? We’ve a broad variety of low to high calibre handgonnes, pistols, muskets, mortars, revolvers and more. Our arms are all expertly refurbished and restored to pristine condition, rescued from confiscation by law-enforcement and returned to the hands of users in need.}_Incendiaries
_{Whisker and Wyrm are exceptionally proud to offer our incendiary solutions and weapons, made in-house with love by Whisker. Solutions include those which are water-resistant, long-burning, fast-burning and more and are offered in the form of liquid and powder firestarters, bombs, flamethrowers and more.}
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ALCHEMY

^{Disclaimer: Whisker and Wyrm take no responsibility for improper or irresponsible use of our alchemical products. We ask you to refrain from utilizing products within store grounds or where disturbance and public disruption compromising the security of us and our clientele is likely.}

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_{Special Tinctures}
_{Manticore’s Boon: Triggers a rage in the user that builds until they are so driven that even if they are bloodied and beaten, they will fight tooth and nail.}
   _{Note: Users are noted to lose any sense of self-preservation under the influences of large doses of Manticore’s Boon. Significant injury or death may occur.}_{Skatene’s Bane: Causes a period of total sleeplessness lasting up to six days.}
   _{Note: Users are noted to experience hallucinations the longer they are unable to sleep. Extended use of Skatene’s Bane may lead to effects on one's health.}_{Other small-batch tinctures are available in our rotating stock. Please inquire for more information on our current products.}_Poisons
_{We offer a selection of poisons, from mild sickness-inducing to our Final Sting, potent enough to send a fleet of Sea Wolves to sleep with the fishes. Inquire about our stock or place a custom order to meet your needs perfectly.}_Other
_{Liquid Piranha: This product is highly volatile and very limited in availability. The solution eats through anything and everything not coated in Whisker’s secret-recipe protectant- and we mean everything, be it flesh, bone, or steel.
Note: Buyers will be asked a handful of questions to ensure proper usage.}_{Rotating Stock}
_{At Whisker & Wyrm, we offer a variety of products that come in and out of demand. From experimental tinctures lovingly tested by Whisker, to curios procured by Wyrm himself, we pride ourselves with an everchanging stock.}_{Please note: Due to the nature and size of our rotating stock, these are only available in store. We do not bring these items to our vendor stalls at markets.}ROTATING STOCK LIST
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WHISKER'S WARES

_{Weaponry and Tech}
_{Unique one-of-a-kind weapons and artifacts lovingly restored to utmost functionality in-shop and only minutely likely to blow up during use.}_{Shield of Retribution:} _{This shield is fitted with a magitek core and hums with electricity- upon being struck, if the assailant’s weapon is conductive, it transmits a nasty shock. Recovered imperial weapon.}_{Bastard’s Flail:} _{This weapon is, inexplicably, essentially a sword whose blade is attached to its hilt by a chain. Swinging it with reckless abandon is sure to injure both friend and foe alike. Hilt is etched with what seems to be early runic prayers. Origin unknown, estimated at the latest second astral era.}_{Scholar’s Right Hand:} _{A mechanical hand assumed to be Allagan in origin. Contains a small projection module and tome-port to allow for visual displays of stored data. Noted that the hand seems to be intelligent in some capacity and has a tendency to crawl about if left unattended or unused for extended periods; has been known to attempt to pinch or smack individuals if it does not ‘want’ to be used.}_{Imperial Railgun:} _{This highly unstable firearm launches incendiary shrapnel rounds with unbelievable velocity and force. The weapon has been restored to the highest degree of usability but original ammunition has not been recovered; newly-synthesized ammunition will be supplied as stock with the weapon and is assured to work as close to as would have initially been intended as possible.}
_{Please inquire about the results of risk assessment in-shop.}
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_{Small-batch Alchemy}
_{Highly limited small-batch brews made by Whisker’s debatably careful hand. Please inquire as to known risks of available stock before purchase and use- no returns, no refunds and no liability on our part if you take a blind gamble.}_{Wraith’s Kiss:}
_{Not unlike a potion of transmutation in mechanism, this draught will cause the immediate apparent death of the drinker including total cease of vital signs and bodily function. The user will, outside of their own body, find themselves taking the form of a wraith, including incorporeality and necrotic ability. Lasts up to two hours.}_Dreamwalker:
_{This powdered substance allows one to remain entirely lucid in slumber and to maintain control over dreams should they occur. Handy for the go-getting scholar who won’t let something as trivial as sleep stop their studies or individuals who wish to search deeper into their own psyche.}_{True Glue:}
_{A powerful glue that is able to bind anything to anything- permanently. No dissolvant has proven to break down the bond made- if contact is made with flesh and binding occurs, you will have to cut the flesh free. You’ll heal. Probably.}_{Conman’s Scourge:}
_{A potent tincture that compels the user to tell the truth and nothing but the truth for the next two hours. How it works is a guarded secret that Whisker might just share if you ask nicely enough.}
_{[OOC note: please don’t use this on someone else without their consent.]}_{Solution E-029:}
_{This potion’s effects seem to vary from individual to individual. No trials have resulted in significant injury or death and effects have been noted to last anywhere from an hour to a week. Mystery is fun, right?!}
_{[This item is intended to be used in-shop and will prompt a /random 100 roll for its effect.]}
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_{Pop-in Clinic}_{Got a weird boil? Something not feeling right in your abdomen? Tired of having all of your fingers? Whisker’ll take care of that for you! For a paltry sum you can have a multitude of ethically-dubious procedures performed within Whisker and Wyrm’s walls.}
_{Disclaimer: Whisker has no medical authority or licensing and practices blood-magick healing. Complications from procedures are the sole responsibility of the patient; Whisker and Wyrm assumes no responsibility after waiver forms have been signed.}
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WYRM'S WONDERS

_{Mummified Puk Hatchling (canned):}
_{The creature is… Oddly well preserved, and somewhat flattened. The jar it’s contained in has seen better days, the liquid inside having become misty. Opening the jar would emanate putrid fumes throughout the room.}_{Korpokkur Leaf:}
_{Just the stem that protrudes from the top of a Korpokkur. Probably useful, to someone. Live that aesthetic life.}_{Jar of Morbol Secretions (limited 1 per day):}
_{There’s several jars full of this putrid concoction, harvested straight from a Morbol. Best not to think about how or where these were procured.}_{Various Heretic Jewelry:}
_{Jewelry created by beast tribes and tempered alike, Wyrm seems to collect a great number of them… This time he seems to have brought the crafts of the Sahagin beast tribes, inspired by the primal, Leviathan.}_{Sack of Assorted Teeth:}
_{It’s a choice, for sure, but many of these teeth are far larger than most prey you spot around Eorzea… It’s clear that large beasts were felled for these trophies. A few small canines are scattered about, looking like shards in comparison.}_{Rubies, Emeralds, Diamonds, Oh My!:}
_{Settled in a display shelf on the counter, Wyrm has generously offered to sell these magnificent gems at a significantly discounted price! So long as you don’t ask where or how they were acquired. Each one has been polished and cared for as if they were ready to be set into a piece of jewelry.}_{Halone’s Divine Spear (LIMITED STOCK):}
_{Not used by Halone herself, or even close to usable by anyone at that. It is an ornate halberd, with jewels adorning the head and base. A beautiful gold and silver inlay twirls up the shaft, making it a fantastic centerpiece to anyone’s sitting room.} _PURCHASED!
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